put ”babe” in my ask box if you’d date me

(Source: photochildx)

timid:

ohlilmal:

sambeeman

does anyone wanna do this

wrinklefucker:

godtie:

fun fact: if a persons body odor smells good to you that means they have an immune system basically opposite of yours! this happens so the chances of finding a mate with the opposite immune system is greater and the chances that any offspring you produce together will have a stronger immune system is greater.

this is fascinating

doncorleeone:

smoke-thc-drop-lsd:

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

That was cool


"I see people getting married to people they’ve known for, like, a year and a half. A year and a half? Is that really enough time to get to know someone to know you want to spend the REST of your life with them? I mean, I’ve had sweaters for a year and a half and I was like, “What the fuck was I doing with this sweater?”"
Aziz Ansari (via smokingcraic)

(Source: chagak)



"he only whispers i love you
when he slips his hands
down the waistband
of your pants
this is where you should
understand the difference
between want and need
you may want that boy
but you certainly don’t need him"


"From 18 to 22 you meet a lot of temporary people."
pintsofguinnessmakeyastrong:

dongstomper69:

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned

Niiiiiiice!